Uhh, it’s kind of like how ugly and fat, rich and/or famous men get hot women. Amy Schumer “catches dicks whenever she wants” at 160 pounds because she’s Amy Schumer.

Easy to do, just make the hair longer on the players and slow down the game speed.

Ooooh, some epic edginess. Unfortunately, it makes no sense.

I wonder what competent things Lesbians do that Lesbians find sexual.

Great. Right where people of his talent level go to play football.

Judging by the poor excuse for a mustache, we can reduce the options to current Yankees.

Because it’s racist to support Police Officers. Fuck off.

This needs to stop being a thing. Nobody cares about your kids.

It’s a ten foot rim, deal with it. Why are you hatin on a white boy with ups?

Yes, clearly the white thing to do would be to politely shake the dunker’s hand.

No. This dunk was better than those.

Just saw this post 2 years after the fact, but the guy is clearly saying “Werth’s a BUM! He’s a BUM!”

Everything is a conspiracy. Nothing that has ever happened, actually happened the way it was presented. You must be one of those “sheeple” I keep hearing about.

Cool story babe.

Stop saying “Baseball Man”. Your colleague Draper just used it also and it’s stupid.

Hey, hey, stop trying to “body-shame” dads.

A fat kid dancing like a goofball is entertaining, but not is not an exhibition of talent.

No. Stop judging people based on what tv shows they watch.

At least none of them are named “Lion King”.

Their reason they exist is to sell more jerseys to gang members. Bloods yo.