The owner of a worker's comp law firm is important enough to get front row/behind-home-plate seats at every World Series?

Is there a reason why you think chain restaurants' line cooks make a habit of deep frying "vermin" along with the mozzarella sticks?

Yeah, usually a roster this awful has at least one white guy on it.

He's talking about the original "Moneyball" concept. Where defense did not enter into the equation. It was all about batters not getting out. They would take butchers in the field if they could get on base at a high rate. The OP is talking about an outdated concept of SABR.

On Saturdays, Deadspin gives us the full college football TV schedule.

Well, why don't you show us how it's done? Say something rational and productive instead of jumping out a window.

What percentage of the protesters do you think have jobs? Honestly.

I think you're just down on bacon because it doesn't "look like a dong" like Pork Tenderloin.

I dunno. I just like Bacon. Not because of a marketing campaign. And I won't like it any less because of an expose' of said marketing campaign.

I don't know, the play that immediately preceded this clip was pretty "riveting". Maybe they cut away so quickly to show a replay of the lead run getting thrown out at third.

Still only counted as one run, correct?

Some juvenile bullshit right here.

He will receive intelligent retorts on Twitter tonight.

I will watch the NFL today, and I will root for concussions. Just to piss you off.

Because having your commercial air during a Ravens game means that your company supports domestic violence. This is complete absurdity.

Just ONCE I want to see the opposing bullpens just square off in the outfield instead of running towards the mound.

"Baggs". Why must you refer to him by a nickname as if he's your friend?

"Doesn't Olbermann understand that it's not about the numbers? It's about intangibles. He's a winner. He played the game with class." - standard Jeter-mongo reply to this.

They did.

How much money has this company made off of alcoholic wife beaters? Team Arian, sign me up.