I don't blame Desean Jackson for not buying into this stuff.

I guess the insinuated "fear" here is that we aren't too far off from police officers riding in MRAPs, seeking out black people w/ the help of night vision goggles, and taking them out with military-issued machine guns.

He's been doing that lead to commercial forever, this is the first example of it being out of place?

Am I supposed to feel guilty since I'm white? What can I do to make everything better?

With a name like "Csont'e" you're pretty much guaranteed to have a criminal record by the age of 21.

Hate crime. He would not have sucker punched the guy if he was black. Then again, if the guy was black he wouldn't have been extolling the virtues of hockey.

Is there a reason why my post exists on my blog, but not under the actual story?

The coverup is worse than the crime ,especially when there was no crime. "I got drunk and took some tasteless pictures with a few women". End of story. "Misrepresented", you'd get as much traction with a photoshop defense.

OK. Then what?

He should have personalized it, by digging a "hole" in the "A".

You're learning how to do things the right way from Deadspin? I can't possibly feel more sorry for you.

Sure, this COULD be "fake", but how can anyone be positive? Is it so out of the realm of possibility that these guys just really hate each other? I guess Richard Sherman's rants on Crabtree were all for show also. And bench clearing incidents in baseball are pre-determined WWE-inspired "melees". Saying that you…

Makes you feel good inside by raining on people's parades doesn't it?

I like fat asses.

Yes. It was. There is no such thing as "good old days". I thought starting off w/ that was a good indicator that I was joking. I was wrong.

The good old days. I don't mean when guys were hitting 70 hrs in a season, I mean when the word "chicks" could be used in place of "women" and nobody thought to be offended.

So dumb. So great.

Hunter Pence is making $16 million this year. Hunter Pence will make $18 million in each of the next four years.

Seriously, in 15 years or so of using the internet, I've NEVER stolen someone's joke. Today that ended.

Sports radio "brings people together" here as well. It's just that after listening long enough you'd prefer to be alienated from fellow sports fans.