Whoosh my ass. This writer didn't post this as a snarky shot at soccer. He's not mocking the hoopla around the World Cup by saying we've "waited all day" for this soccer match. This thread is just a way to keep pushing the World Cup (can't let the Ecuador vs. Honduras match go without its own thread). The…

Who has "waited all day" for it?? What % of American sports fans care about Honduras vs. Ecuador? The over-saturation of World Cup coverage on Deadspin is amazing.

Wandered in from Deadspin. Saw men arguing over suits with shorts. Went back to my cave.

Teams trolling their opponent's fans in the heart of the opposing city? More please.

This is a serious question. Why is this on Deadspin?

Looks like a pitcher. All hail the DH.

Someone needs to do this with Price is Right contestants.

Just because it was approved, and put out there purposefully, doesn't mean that CM Punk didn't believe what he was saying.

Is a sportcoat really necessary at a WWE Smackdown taping?

This is only slightly less absurd than a NASCAR campaign to recognize the southern, white male portion of it's fanbase.

"Displaced by a bite". When did "bitten off" become politically incorrect?

I get the two guys fighting over it as each though they had "rights" to it based on their hand placement on the bat. But whats with these other clowns reaching in?

I didn't even know of this "foolishness" until reading this article. Goes to show you that if you don't spend your life on the internet, you can avoid stupid things.

Your brain is missing something. You shouldn't be this squeamish.

"Noooooooooo"? Why would you care unless you're a Marlins fan or if you have him on your fantasy team? This is good news for any other fan, specifically fans of the other NL East teams.

The bullpens emptied out for that?? Stop acting like you're going to do something. If you were, you would just square off w/ the opposing bullpen thats running alongside you.

I don't like to see dead bodies either, so I guess that means I'm a closet necrophiliac.

Because I know only you guys are going to read it. I have friends and family on Twitter. People I respect.

I'm less of an idiot than the guy who filed an FCC complaint. You can't argue that one.

Yes, but I cannot tolerate the absence of an apostrophe in "You're Gay".