Don't hold your breath. Get off of that line of thinking. You've got a few more weeks of this. At least.

This article could have been shortened into one sentence: "I masturbate to Yasiel Puig".

Yes. And CLEARLY the fan has grounds for a lawsuit, right? Maybe "emotional distress" due to public humiliation? How much more would you like to blow this out of proportion?

"Deadspin Posters" should have had a play-in game. People are bitching about who is or isn't included in the Bitchy Bracket.

I was unaware that a skull can show emotion.

Good timing. Theres a nip in the air in NY today.

He loves football,what are you talking about?

The caller was clearly tweaking Francesa, who is notoriously ignorant about hockey and who happens to be right in this case.

Not sure whats funnier, Girardi buggin out on the heckler, or Sweeney Murti's eyes buggin out of his head.