I know precisely what you’re thinking: “what the hell are you supposed to do with a six-wheeled amphibious truck, drive to the North Pole and back?”

Anyone who has owned a sporting dog of any type knows that they “need a job” to be happy.

“North Koreans LOVE me. I’m gonna do fantastic things for North Koreans. I’m gonna do so much good, because, let me tell you something, its a mess”

Seriously...Kim...dude... eat a Snickers.

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

Another facebook video from last week...

As a motorcycle rider, that is simultaneously awesome and my low-key worst nightmare. If I got dusted like that, I’d just pull over, set my bike on fire, and hitchhike home to some sad music:

So this is what’s gonna kill this glorious age of performance cars we live in. This will destroy drag racing as we know it and multiple other racing series.

This is bad trolling.

I’m going back to the sloth story

Small diesel double cab 4x4 and an adventure bike, Transit police in Ecuador know how to jalop.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that”

Sometimes, the difference between “ballsy” and “stupid” is whether or not the bridge broke.

I used to be that dude. Drove heavy wrecker for a couple of years. It is a not-fun job. Fun fact: Cement Mixer trucks fall over all the time, usually on a job site. Righting them was a consistently regular part of my job.

@brian01: Did you read the article?