Achoo! crank shaft.. sniffle... wipe...

I counted 40 SARS masks, 10 fatties, 5 three-wheelers, and 1 dood in a life jacket..

Sooo hot.. Waaant to touch the hiney.. Ouroooooo!

Well, at least the front seats had covers on them. The pre and post wall smash-shit-in their pants won't stain the leather.

Someone say "Italian"?

Also found on the Lancia Aurelia. If not properly tuned, they wag out around corners and are amusing to watch..

Buck Rogers had a threesome with a rocket and steam train.. this was the offspring of that night...

I may be missing a much larger issue and I'm certainly beating a dead horse, but Acura: that can opener nose isn't attractive. Time for a retro inspired 2015 Legend...

Ever get the "OMG, motorcycles are so dangerous, they don't even have seatbelts!".. It is clear that a vast majority of people actually have no concept of how "safe" they really are...

Bubb Rubb! My man!

In this moment, Travis realizes that the gas cap isn't as supple as he once thought.

That there's a fancy four-hole digger

Meh, that's not American Coal Rolling.. This is:

Strap a GoPro to the nose and let's all go for the ride...

Beyonce' is a flame-shooting Blacksmith? Who knew?

And we thought we had it rough with all the lazer-pointer bozos...

Either that or that hard-charging Marine pilot told him to get his @$$ back out there..

This wasn't their first time either....

"Bruh - line lock?" "Yeah, check dis out"...

I too have been hoe sick... Worst kind of sickness actually.