Ask this guy:

Huh huh, she shur is purdy

Common! That's gotta be Chuck Norris!

Meanwhile in Kenya:

And for your service, you've earned:

Damn! You just ruined it for me!

There's one thing this storm didn't freeze: Cantore's reflexes. Behold, a college douche.. ahem.. student getting kneed in the balls:

Rather:

How bout' no body?

Meh.. Wanna see some cool "on-board" RC video? Feast your eyes upon this:

Needs more Winslow

Whatchya think the LAPD would do about this... ahem... "Chicken"?

Coming to a Soccer Field near you!

Dah, was in rush to get to ICBM Site..

How about staying between the lines? More and more I see drivers (distracted) weaving all over the road.

You have a Lambo and you're going to cook a turkey? Whaa? WTF? Why? Just drive the goddamn thing....

You didn't! Well, of all the cheap lousy ways to save a buck! SWAT Commander: That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you...

No "oh chit" handles. Chevy Colorado had plastic caps where the handle would attach. The handles are available from GM Parts Direct for $10. Really Chevy? Couldn't muster four screws at the headliner station?

Agreed. A "Slip" is used to loose altitude without increasing air-speed. Common technique used in GA aircraft without flaps on final approach.