Thanks matt, good to see someone who has a crack at this thing describe how much of a prick it is launch. The fun is in learning the skill.

Look for chris harris on a site called Patreon. Donate what you want a month. Jump to it!

Thanks for your commitment to the content Chris, Just remember to come to Australia on more than just a holiday....

Awesome. Dat spool noise....

$kay would also call COTD noms, and dish out appropriate rewards. Funny thing is, I scrolled down to find her first comment on this too. Institutionalized in Jalopnik lore...

Your telling me my e39 M5 is 20-31% jalop. That, is a fuck up by anyone's means. The only way it could be more jalop is if it was the wagon version hidden away at the factory.

Nice, but the best has since come and gone.

Why you no R Kelly? I believe I can fly has never been so appropriate.

"what a fucking champion"

judging by the way they drive in russia, life is disposable, so no fucks given for the drivers. He lives to cross the road another day.

Many a true word spoken in jest?

Guy has done alright for himself and is proud of his car. Fuck him, right?

Thank God for this man. Buy him a beer. He comes down here to Aus, his first 5 are on me.

and you think your legal system works? He with the most money/lawyers wins...

Side note for the Aussies that own Falcons in the room: Your late model Falcon is designed from factory to J turn as a requirement of various state law enforcement agencies. A J turn can actually be performed with stability control 'on' and is tested repeatedly by Bosch engineers to ensure it can perform the maneuver…

Fucking wow. My life has been enriched by hearing that. Weapons grade. Having said that, This entire story post is awesome.

I was offered the Glen Seton DR30 2 years ago for 90K with spares.....should have sold my Boss 302 and Bought that.....Hindsight is wisdom

Errrr, they are R31 GTS-R's from gibson motorsport......

Thank you, sir, gentleman and a scholar.

link? article? evidence?