Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

I’ve seen these guys before:

I know it would involve a team of professionals to understand but what in the FUCK kind of lives to idiots such as our hero live? I mean who in the fuck loses their shit like this while watching a sporting event? For that matter....any event?

Carved on that brick:

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

The thing that stands out the most is how many times the kid says hella. No one on the East Coast ever ever ever says that.

2/5 hellas

When you think about it, it makes sense that it doesn’t work well on androids.

Quick answer: fuck yes.

When did Kevin James get a neck?

By this logic Phil Simms should have been Old Yeller’d years ago. And yet...

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

If CBS is willing to fire members of their NFL crew over fans’ complaints why hasn’t.... well, basically everyone, been fired yet?

What a fucking reductionist argument: unless you are being actively oppressed, you can not complain about oppression. I’m as white as white gets and I have the right and obligation to protest when I see injustice, even when that injustice is directed against others. Finebaum’s logic is why the Nazi’s got away with the…

Serious question: does anyone here actually listen to the Finebaum Show? What’s the point? I hear ads for it every five minutes in the ESPN Radio app, and it just sounds like a bunch of stereotypical Southern people talking about nothing.

“I bet he’d have two Super Bowl rings by now if not for MUSLIMS holding him down!”

I mean it as satire, but God help me there’s probably someone on Twitter right now saying that exact sentence.

But a certain faction of your uncle’s Facebook friends will swear he isn’t on an MLB roster RIGHT THIS MINUTE because of the war on Christianity.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

This storm will pass. And probably be picked off and returned for a TD.