Actually (*pushes up glasses nerdily*) whether it’s going to get dismissed in court depends on what the add-on is called (e.g., gratuity, service charge, etc.) and what your state law says about that type of charge. Don’t discourage workers who feel they’re being cheated from discussing it with a competent…

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.