I would have watched an hour of Midge honing her act. I cannot imagine how hard that must have been to write. “Okay, we need three punch lines. Each one is a little better than the last, but none are bad.”

Disconnect Facebook. Nuke the servers. Same with twitter. We aren’t meant to exist like this.

Yesterday I got a text from a friend:

Fear and Loathing in Wakanda

It worked for Captain America.

EDIT: I see this has already been done, kinda, but fuck it.

Nightmare fuel.

His chin isn’t shaped like a beard.

I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I’ve been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important.

this is canon now

What amazes me is Thanos has NOT a beard, but a BEARD-SHAPED CHIN?!?!

Perfect mainly because when he inventively loses the Infinity Gauntlet he can say “DOH!”

Hi Americans!

They kinda made him look like David Duchovny.

WHEN BLOOD IS SHED, LET THE STAFF OF ONE EMERGE!

Lena and Jenni sound like every neighbor of mine who wrote the judge letters supporting the neighborhood pedophile who molested my son. They sound just as clueless about the fact that predators don’t just groom their victims; they also groom their supporters.