I would have watched an hour of Midge honing her act. I cannot imagine how hard that must have been to write. “Okay, we need three punch lines. Each one is a little better than the last, but none are bad.”

Yesterday I got a text from a friend:

Hi Americans!

They kinda made him look like David Duchovny.

WHEN BLOOD IS SHED, LET THE STAFF OF ONE EMERGE!

Lena and Jenni sound like every neighbor of mine who wrote the judge letters supporting the neighborhood pedophile who molested my son. They sound just as clueless about the fact that predators don’t just groom their victims; they also groom their supporters.

If you look closely at the clip, Megyn is whispering something in Bobby’s ear when she hugs him. I slowed the footage down and read her lips. She said “fucking stop the fucking column or I’ll fucking kill your immediate family.”

I found this bone-chilling. Like finding out Voldemort knows your address.

FINAL Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/17/17

This is probably the most satisfying conclusion to a column.

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel will fill the inevitable void left by Transparent quite nicely.

Bigger mystery: how did Avocado rat find that perfectly ripe avocado and will he share the source?

That rat will never be able to afford a home at this rate.

Millennial rats are killing pizza.

Jaime freaking out over everything in the house potentially giving his recovering dick a boner was such a fantastic fucking gag. We may not have gotten a lot of him this season, but he’s still been used damn well for the time he’s had.

Fuck, and I just dropped $20 for Spider-Gwen.

:OPENS ‘EXCUSES MADE FOR LOUIS CK BY HIS MALE FANS’ FIELD SAMPLE BOOK:

Good. Now the creepy amount of AV Club CK defenders can shut the fuck up and listen for once. I’m sure many of them will still backpedal and take no responsiblity for actively being pieces of shit.