The guy whose "thing" was being barefoot all the time. Barefoot Dave.

Batey's attorney said he was "very inebriated" that night and that he "had a blackout,"

There was a plastered over hole in my old house where my roommate fell down the stairs while wearing heels and her knee went through the damn wall. Six months later, we had to replaster it because I was walking down the stairs in heels, tripped and my elbow went right through the wall in the exact same place.

I've been wearing heels for a solid 10 years and just this past New Years Eve I thought it would be a good idea to break in a new pair that I had gotten for Christmas. Well four long islands and a couple shots later, with no cabs available and realizing these new heels had absolutely no grip while walking up a…

I just had to share this story. When I was 21 or 22, I happened to be in town for one of my cousin's 11th birthdays. I went over to my aunt and uncle's apartment, where I found that she had just received her birthday gift from the lady of questionable virtue upstairs.

Righhhht. And if you rape someone, you're a rapist. Despite what you think you are or what you think you feel about women.

This is definitely the dumbest one I've read so far!

I would rob a bank. But I would never be a bank robber.

i have done a billion fucking dumb shit things but i just wanna start with the fact that i have cut myself pretty excellently with a plastic butter knife.

I feel so bad for the actress.

I'm really upset with how far this site has fallen. Back in the old days, Jez used to be the type of place that would show naked pictures of Charlie Hunnam's ass, or do exposes on cartoon penises. And now it's all Justin Bieber bulge. For shame, Jez. For shame. We can - and must - do better than this.

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Guys do you think the British people describing it in the clip really think he is the actual real Captain America? Because I'm pretty sure they do.

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

The moment you realize your idea to bring a fake heart in a cooler didn't go over as you had planned.

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