Then: coke problem, cheating asshole, musician
Now: Vegan

NOT SURE WHATS WORSE.

Is it ok for guys to chime in, cause I'm gonna!

I definitely also fucked that guy.

I lost mine to a guy named Phil who truly believed his name was an acronym for Pimpin' Hoes Is Life. He also had deer antlers tied to the front of his truck and he chewed tobacco and shot animals for sport. It's safe to say my 'charming'-redneck-southern-boy phase came (heyO) and ended quickly.

I lost my virginity to a German man during my year abroad. There was a rainstorm, I stumbled through in German to explain my thoughts, it was actually quite lovely. No regrets whatsoever.

The guy I lost my virginity to went on to develop a heroin problem for a brief period in the late nineties. He also voted for Nader. I haven't seen or spoken to the guy since late 2003. I imagine that these days he uses natural deodorant and works for a food co-op in Florida or Arizona.

The guy I lost my virginity to is a Republican. I'm sorry.

Great comment, but I also wanted to let you know that your username is tops.

1990 needed more of a blue based red lipstick. And in the 80s, maybe a nod to color me beautiful? Isn't she an autumn? Why is she wearing pastels like she's a spring?

Same could be said for you, my dude.

Oh apparently I should have put /s

Iron Sheik Twitter account, is that you?

Good point, my dude

This is my favorite comment.

Ah yes, because if we can No One True Scotsman Nicki away from being a feminist rapper, surely the next most logical choice is Lil Kim.

Are you

Either way, our Mystery Grifter has definitely had sex before. With a human woman.