if you don't believe me just ask me.

I come to Jezebel because it is a good place for u kno what.

I don't know what his politics are but the man clearly knows his snack foods and that is A-OK with this voter.

There are a ton of examples from her old tweets, which she defended by saying they were old and from when she wasn't famous. There's something in there about black people at Popeye's IIRC. Like, to be clear I am cool with you and I don't think you're a racist, but I do think you should take a longer, more in-depth…

You know Iggy is Australian right? Not American. Not black. Also, keep reading before you snark at me, because you are wearing my nerves pretty fucking thin.

Both of them are super problematic. Iggy Azalea is worse though because she's a racist, misogynistic, homophobic cultural appropriating asshole.

Obligatory;

The vast majority of men I have known who have complained about the "Friendzone" really could have used two key pieces of advice:

Nothing makes me want to friendzone a guy more than a guy complaining about being friendzoned. Also, it's too bad a fedora isn't included in that list of things to buy

It's like a racial Victor Victoria.

and at the end Glee is connected to AHS

OH, NOOOOOOOOOOO

It's settled: Madeleine Davies is the real racist.

BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT TRYING TO BE RACIST AND THEY JUST REALLY LIKE THE CHARACTER/CELEBRITY, HUH?

But what if I have a REALLY good idea.

It's the shirt on her book tour. She's turning a shirt about herself to a shirt about Planned Parenthood.

Men get very angry when you challenge their entitlement to do whatever the fuck they want.

Re: that title, I might have to update the masthead.

If you will allow me to get very, very real for a minute: this hysteria over basic is really just a bunch of privileged white girls caring too much about what other people think.