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LOL WAT. No, it doesn't, at all, Miss I-am-so-special. Where are you even pulling your list from? Because everything I read from you is screaming that you want to be this super special yooneeq snowflake that all these guys want or something. It's so incredibly bizarre.

My dog just tried to lick my feet. I screamed and locked myself in the bathroom.

I read this with two dogs curled up near my crotch and butt. Slowly pushing them away with my feet, now.

Based on the headline, I expected this to be an article about toys for sexually pleasuring dogs. I was horrified (and inexplicably clicked anyway).

Is this what orthorexia is? It sounds like she was suffering from anorexia - carefully monitoring and documenting what she was eating under the guise of 'healthy or clean eating' and eating some foods in private out of shame.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

I've read that term a gazillion times on the internet. I honestly don't understand how people have avoided it until now

I am literally laughing at what's come to pass as Jezebel has tried harder and harder to reach a bizarrely young demographic... no less than six (so far) "wtf does this mean? I've never heard it" comments, and counting. (And that doesn't even take recommends into account.)

Let me share some old-school Jez advice that might help in understanding:

I think we need a shirt that says "No one gives a shit about your boner"

Barbara was, bizarrely, missed.

ugh. Not only does Jenny McCarthy suck for this (whereas someone like Barbara Walters handles difficult material very well, back in her pre-The View days), this feels uncomfortable with such a big group. She's this young teenager surrounded by multiple adults asking her things concerning traumatic material, in

Tip 1: don't hire out an expensive hotel to hold something like this.

Breakfast foods, ranked: