Tales of trans-generationial , unrequited affection are what the best memoirs are made of. [How I cope with my love life]

VERY NUCLEAR INDEED. Brava, enjoy your hard earned smoke.

"everyone will fall into one of three social classes: 1) volunteer astronauts 2) looters 3) orgy people"

Your move, Marvel. WB has officially announced it for 2017, and Sony is rumoured to have a female super-hero movie then too. Get you ass in gear Feige.

Like clockwork

Taco Blergh

Coco!-

If we are talking about these superheroes being real, I would not marry anyone. I would start training right away and make it my goal to be the next black widow. (I wouldn't go all Yelena about it though)

I want to go to there.

I'm so excited about this! But I'm really going to miss Cecily :( I thought she was great!

Best of luck to you! We will all miss you lots

Go to bed Mark. #teamallen

WOAH REALLY???!!! Ive been working my dead end job for SO long!!! HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS GUISE >:(

We are bored enough to buy anything now after The Stanley Cup, yes, that is factual.

For next time, (because this asshat keeps coming back with new burners) let the helpbox at kinja know. http://help.gawker.com/customer/porta…

The fact that he seems so happy with himself and his kitchen makes him even better.

Why yes, I am derailing a Cumberbatch post with the many Hiddles gifs I have. This is my nefarious plan.