What about un-standard penises?

I just think it’s ridiculous. For almost every other body part, manufacturers, retailers, and consumers collectively acknowledge that products should be tailored to accommodate different sizes: shoes for feet, gloves for hands, bras for breasts, pants for legs, etc.

But, because there…

I think it is very important to emphasize that properly-fitting condoms exist for everybody (except maybe the most extreme statistical outliers), and that to practice safe sex, everyone with a dick should find a brand and size that is best-suited to them.

That said, I despise this trend of ridiculing men who say…

That, I agree with, but that isn’t the take-home message of this article.