@monstermax: Yes, of course that really happened.

However, unsupported does not equate to nonfunctional. My T-Mobile G2 runs Angry Birds flawlessly.

She looks like an uppity old cunt, it's no surprise she acts like one too.

@noamjamski: About the same time we discover balding, fat men flocking to the TSA for a chance of fondling some lady parts.

@KamWrex: Not to mention, my smartphone's battery life lasts barely into sundown with the trivial amount of shit I do on it today.. god knows what the battery life would be with me watching videos on it.

@versii: I can't work from home. I need face-to-face contact and a reason to wear my flashy attire.

@terabera: You make me want to apply to work for kik (I'm a designer). I think I'd fit in so well, but I'm not in Canada :(

@EthanPeter: Thanks! But don't apologize, I should be the one apologizing - I was too lazy to put in the effort to understand your comment (it's been a long day).

@EthanPeter: I honestly wish I could understand what you're saying to me.

Weak- who is this fool? I spent TWO MONTHS living in tents in the

single-speed? uh oh, cue hoards of these lining up outside whole foods.

@kaffeen: Yup, 3PO sounds off.. but close. I like to mimic my parent comments.

@916CALLTURK: SE and Nokia are definitely very much alike. Does success beget stagnation? Is it due to laziness or poor allocation of funds? Who is to blame?

@Maori_Yelir: Gizmodo repeatedly praises Nokia for their hardware (rightfully so), but they fail to acknowledge the other mobile hardware powerhouse, Sony Ericsson.

Okay, I think I'll do this.

Turbanator spotted! Balle balle!

"I hope Lucas can see the cultural riches he holds. I hope he can donate them to the civilization at large and let us reinterpret them and explore them."

@JimboLodisC: Thanks mate. Couldn't remember the name! What about OS X Garfield?

@JimboLodisC: Jimbo, who is that cat?

@guardianali001: I totally agree, Nokia + Palm would've been a killer combination. Unfortunately it's a moot point because Nokia is too damn stubborn when it comes to using (0r not-using, rather) symbian.