Nah, they're basically chimps. Just like Neanderthals were also basically human. Just using chimp as a catch-all name for Pan. Let's not get nitpicky. As long as you understood the point of what I am saying.

That's wrong. Bonobos (a type of chimp) do it as much as we do, if not more.

That's interesting as hell. So glad I'm not a C-baby.

Good stuff, Kraft employees!

WhatsApp is a terrible, terrible example. BBM is in another league compared to WhatsApp.

You want a PS/I mashup? Isn't that called Fireworks?

I feel like this guy should be wearing a black turtleneck with blue jeans and some NB sneakers.

Nobody cares about you. You are an unknown and will die never having achieved anything of importance.

Well the RIAA considers guitar tabs copyright, and that's more or less just text in an organized pattern.

Don't get your hopes up. This is about as good as it gets for Samsung's product design.

I found this infograph funny. But just wait, pretty soon this comment section is going to be filled with the puritanical claims of diminished enjoyment due to the profane language. Pansies we have in this world, I tell thee.

Wow, I'm sorry that happened to you. I can just imagine you not being taken seriously as a child and not getting the help that you needed. I feel bad that you had to go through that :(

DC++ was big at Rutgers (#1 on this list). Great for old stuff, not so much latest releases. Really did miss the awesome download speed when I moved off campus.

I already told you that I don't have one place that I'm from. I choose not to elaborate because it's not relevant to our technology discussion. Anyway, it's about time you gave up. You may feel entitled to expressing your incoherent, awkward drivel on this site, but I don't accept that shit. Later you stupid ugly…

Get your head out of your ass you dimwit. Gizmodo and its audience isn't even relevant to my argument, so I don't know what you're ranting about.

This still doesn't negate the (arguably) good advice to switch to Android. Android Google Maps has been using vector graphics since 2011, so I bet its footprint is even smaller than Apple's maps.

I really have no interest in your America-centric opinion. There's a global market that I'm interested in. I could ask any local in Greece, Peru or Pakistan what a Galaxy S3 is and they'd know what I was talking about. Ask them what a One-X is, they wouldn't. HTC needs to overcome that for starters.

I have a feeling the HTC dumbass suits are going to make the decision to go back to making 1000 different Android handsets (like the days they were making money) instead of actually addressing the issues behind their downfall.

Haha, when I was 14 I had "Devil_Ass1". Devils were cool, I guess.