That’s because Rebel Moon IS fanart, and second-rate fanart at that - and nobody makes fanart of fanart.

Wait, wouldn’t they use Finnish mythology? You know - Ukko, Ilmarinen, Loviatar et al?

I imagine the word as being sung by Topol.

I’ve seen him in two movies, and in both his performance was overshadowed by a much more charismatic co-star. Now in the first, it was Adam Driver, so that’s understandable, but in the second it was Robert Pattinson - and that already is a worrying sign.

Shouldn’t Turner be really into, like, Limp Bizkit or something?

The side-to-side bicorn hats like Boney used to wear were, indeed, stupid. The fore-to-aft bicorns like Welly used to wear, on the other hand, were pretty damn sharp. I’m reasonably sure that’s why he won.

She’s the female David Boreanez.

It always seems to be women who get placed under guardianship, doesn’t it?

Well that was surprisingly good. 

Rule 34, people. No exceptions.

Strangely, when he first appeared onscreen I thought he was Jere Burns. There is a resemblance, isn’t there? It’s not just me?

I’m not sure “ex-royal” is the right term for them. Exiled royalty, maybe, but Harry’s still 5th in line to the throne - it would take an Act of Parliament to remove him from the succession.

“Vienna”. I think it’s Joel’s favorite, too.

He must have surprisingly long arms.

Goggins’s brief appearance at the end of City Primeval was the only part of the show that actually felt like Justified.

They came here a billion years ago and seeded Earth with its first life, which eventually evolved into a life form exactly like them. How? Has every cell in every creature ever to live on Earth had human/Architect DNA hidden in it along with a mechanism that ensured, somehow, that after a BILLION years of evolution…

The dumb part of Prometheus wasn’t the bio-engineered Aliens or the crew’s behavior, although these were plenty stupid. The dumb part was how the ancient Architects created all life on Earth, including humans, who somehow evolved to be identical to them genetically. How exactly did that work?

Not a take I agree with, but certainly a legitimate one.

Nigerians, I suppose. 

The physicist?