That guy from the Drew Carey show? Him?

Serifs have a purpose, dammit! They’re not just decorative!

Renny Harlin, ugh. Proof that no matter how much of a failure he is, a white guy can always find work in Hollywood.

Would it have killed them to use the original Horner fanfare in the trailer, instead of just “hinting” at it?

Maybe. Or maybe a civilization in a universe that had actual MAGIC in it would develop in a manner very different from our own. Why invent firearms when you have fireballs? Why invent steamships when you can summon the winds? A strong case can be made that the presence of working magic would delay an industrial…

Meh. If there’s one thing Gen X is good at, it’s not caring. It’s our faulty everything is shit now? Whatever.

Like it or not, the Chili Peppers have reached the Rock Icon stage of their career - complaining about them is about as futile as complaining about Gn’R, or the Who. They’ll keep on filling stadiums as long as Gen Xers are willing to pay for tickets.

What, you’ve never heard of a shakedown? Businesses have been dealing with stuff like that forever. 

In this specific case, I’m pretty sure it refers to the loose confederation of alien beings inside Ezra Millers head.

I’ve never watched the movies, but I grew up reading my dad’s copies of the McDonald books, and Chevy Chase never seemed right for the role. Fletch may be sarcastic and insouciant, but he’s also a badass. 

Honestly? Much as I love Miranda, having the only two people on Normandy with private cabins insist on shtupping in the engine room is a real dick move. Other people want to use it, guys!

The strangest thing about that movie, IMHO, is that it seems to take place in some bizarro universe where Madonna is considered sexier than Julianne Moore.

Good. Maybe Sanderson should start doing something with his life, the lazy bastard. 

If you really want to go down that rabbit hole, you have to start wondering why, in a continent with over 9,000 years of continuous history, they’re still stuck with medieval technology in the first place. It’s not the 200 years between the new show and the old one that should bother you; it’s the 2,000 years before…

[Raises hand] I’m a big fantasy/SF fan, and I’ve loved many of Gaiman’s books and short stories. Comics, though, is just a medium I’ve never really managed to get into.

I hope someone shoots an arrow at a gazebo.

The boxed set is the Bible. Everything else is the Talmud.

Yeah, I mean, I never blamed anyone for Jar Jar besides George Lucas. The poor actor was just doing what he was told.

All fantasy and science fiction is informed by the period in which it was written. Or do you think Lord of the Rings wasn’t influenced by the World Wars?

Maeve was always the most huyman character on the show.