Whenever I see that picture I imagine George Sr there instead.

These stories always make me wonder what conclusions people would come up with if they dug up my house or if a Pompeii situation happened and my town turned into a museum. People would come to some crazy conclusions based off of really arbitrary stuff. Therefore I don't take archeologists seriously when they make…

Or....

but... but... I really wanted to get a new and excited desktop calendar app out of this. I have Google Calendar, now let me sync it to my desktop.

Persistence or stubbornness, it's a toss-up. Throw in some strange submissiveness and you've defined this whole series of controllers.

Haha! Not Chi, Danny. That's hilarious. Possibly I'm delusional.

I don't understand... As a group we hated fairy-land because it was a soft-focus orgy that, admittedly, looked ridiculous. It turns out the whole thing was an evil trick and fairies aren't the annoying shiney creatures they were last year but instead are literally demons. And even that makes people angry. That…

I remember Seth Rogen and Chi McBride were talking about this and they fully admitted that they got more laughs when they were overweight. Chi McBride even said that he has to star larger than he'd like to be so that he can continue getting work.

This is what I've been going through for the last two years. I'm one of the few people in my company who can stand working with my boss. Not surprisingly he has a habit of firing all those people who can't stand him.

That was probably the only time I ever tried to dodge something happening onscreen at a theater.

Those are the words of someone who's never one a round of Mortal Kombat.

I really want to watch this movie. I also really want a body like any of those guys and a ten foot tall sundial. One thing at a time, I guess.

Do you think she'll count as a "Disney Princess"? That would be interesting.

Change your name to something unique. Something like... izikavazo.

I wouldn't mind Tales of Graces for Wii too.

Acropoclipse! Best name ever.

That's a lot of flexing for a piece of metal. Do they break after too much use? Eventually they must deform at least.

Anyone listen to Neon Indian. They put their Theremin to good use. It makes their concerts that much more entertaining.

I had to try it in Internet Explorer to get it to work.

I get it occasionally when I'm having a hard time going to sleep. It feels like being simultaneously infinitely big and infinitely small. And I'd be hearing complete silence and deafening noise at the same time. I used to think it was a kind of seizure. To get rid of it I usually have to move my bed to a different…