Wait, so you think the EOAA even knows what the axe is? I am sure that has everything to do with the timeline of events...

Well done! Now everyone in my office thinks I am insane for laughing SO hard alone to myself...

About the pic. How is releasing a thousand balloons into the air to land wherever the fuck they land not littering? I have been lucky enough to have a friend with a big ass boat. There are shitloads of balloons floating out there in the Pacific. It is seriously sad.