I know gamers don’t understand, but self health market is one of the fastest growing at the moment.

I saw the headline and expected a time slot at 1 am or something.

“We charged $100 for memory cards and people STILL like this thing? That’s it... release update 3.57.”

I heard this handheld was dying, but it seems Sony has finally come up with a patch that literally kills them.

bruh, do you even hip-hop?

Nope. B.o.B. is dumb. Lupe is smart. Big difference.

lmao

No, he’s the rapper whose style got jacked by the guy that thinks the earth is flat.

the dankest way of saying is is stronk or strunk

I thought it was Stronk...

As a Fire Emblem fan, I am generally increasingly disappointed not by Nintendo’s cutting room, but more with the direction the series is taken. I knew nothing about the petting mini-game until right now. Intelligent Systems used to make this game hard as f- while throwing us a biscuit or two in regards to the…

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I never understand trailers like this. The Ys games are guilty too. They just show slightly animated 2D drawings of characters and occasionally include some dialogue lines.

Only people that play Fire Emblem can understand this joke.

Woah woah woah, wait a sec. You know what this means, right?

Deadspin will start running stories about Esports!

And, if ESPN starts regularly showing Esport competitions, and you write about them, will that technically make you a sports writer, Jason?

This one was cool.

I actually considered doing that. Kotaku Reviews: The Kotaku Review.

Can I get a tl;dr version of this somewhere? SOme sort of card or box that gives me the general idea?

There’s always one person who has to play serious when dealing in purely hypothetical questions.