Ah...didn’t take long for the fucking party pooper to arrive. Okay, everyone, stop having fun and enjoying yourselves!

You totally forgot the best one from E3 2013:

I enjoy weird Japanese names, much more interesting than Battlenoun and Bloodverb.

YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.

It begins...

Come on... the “nothing wrong” part was hilarious.

Bragging about winning/high scores using any Aerospray variant in Turf Wars is like bragging about fighting a toddler and winning handedly.

I like watching my porn netflix while playing something innane like Destiny.

In Hyrule Warriors, I don’t really care. Those are all equally terrible. But if she (or any other female Link) comes to a proper Zelda game, I hope her name is just Link.

Less games in no way results in better games. You can take a long time and still make a complete shit game. Somehow not surprising though to see a Kotaku writer make that statement you guys haven’t exactly been spitting out quality lately. That steam refund article speaks to that.

One of the big stage demos at Sony’s event last year, for example, was actually a video, a source told me. (I know what the game actually is, but agreed to keep it private, to protect my source’s identity.)

Sheesh. Even fake third party developers hate Nintendo.

It’s about ethics in tacos.

We’ve had a no-junket policy since wayyyy before gamergate reared its ugly head. And they’d only pretend to care about our ethics if we wrote about, say, Quiet’s skimpy outfit.

#tacogate

Maybe he skipped the cutscenes?

> “I am excited for this game. Where can I buy it?”

So refunds were almost impossible before, and now they are possible. No shit the “statistics” are going show an uptick when you compare now to then. Buyers can now do a thing they couldn't, the statistics show them doing that thing

Says the Elite Four member who just got destroyed by a ten year old.

Whatever, man. I still like Mudkips.