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What the actual fuck.

> The guy I was replying to called the 3DS shitty (it’s the first sentence of Tjoeb’s post)

> I say the 3DS is not shitty

> Get a full blown rant from someone about how I’m an idiot, the Vita is great, something about my ego, and how I don’t enjoy video gaming. Did I miss anything?

Seriously dude,

Since I can’t tell if you’re calling the handheld in question shitty or just handhelds in general, I’ll just address both.

In the case of the 3DS being shitty - sales numbers would disagree. And if we’re going by that metric the Vita is more accurately the shitty one.

In the case of handhelds being shitty - the irony of

Pretty sure the reason they’re releasing it on the 3DS is because, um, it’s not shitty.

Why should Square-Enix care about improving the sales of the Vita if Sony aren’t trying themselves?

n’oublie jamais

Man, your obliviousness to the irony of using Final Fantasy as a counterpoint here is just mindblowing.

Nevermind that. Y’all got any more of them Witcher 3 reviews?

I really can’t keep track of all the AC games anymore. I played a few and stopped, telling myself I’d buy the next one on the cheap and play it then. Well, now I’ve missed out on like fucking 8 of them so I just gave up on the series.

Cool! It’d start the sequel to Gamergate!

Is Gordon Freeman too much of a masculine cis-oppression figure for this new touchy feely age of SJW self-fellatio?

Woah, an actual issue regarding ethics and censorship in games journalism.

I love it when shopkeepers are more powerful than end-game bosses.

Seriously, all their line up for this year and next are crazy good...

I can see it now ...

What is this, Club Nintendo?

Valve (Steam) region locks, Apple region locks, some DVD/Blu-ray studios region lock, etc, etc. It isn’t just Nintendo.

There is a legitimate reason to region-lock based on currency exchange, especially when you look at countries that intentionally manipulate their own currencies to under-value imports.

I’m a big fan of liberalism, feminism, and other such things, but I’m also a huge supporter of irony.

Because Gaters gonna Gate, Gate, Gate, Gate, Gaatteee...

Why do you think I’m here?