Shit, him and Obama are the only two of the last five Presidents of any party to not be a serial sexual assaulter. But, depending on what party one supports, one will overlook at least one of these serial sexual assaulters.

More like Pittsburgh Stealers, amirite?

Sorry, Lindsay, that was too harsh. Just spill over from my complete frustration at the coverage of the ALCS by Buck and A-Rod. It’s sports, so I don’t expect the same level of even handed treatment that I do for actual journalism, but the ALCS Fox coverage was basically a long winded hope for an LA-NYC matchup…

Despite the claims of his attire, he really doesn’t seem to be in the mood to take BS.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

This is the first result for Google image Rouge One

I’d think twice if it was Spinal Tap.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

When he retires he’s going to open a restaurant called The Redasserie

“So long, Farrell, auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye!”

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

High above me/He’s so lovely.

hey, you can’t always get what you want

“I love my mama very much, and now you know that”.

Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

“Caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery” is the best Billy Joel song IMHO

This is how you interrupt a TV broadcast:

you rang?

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”