Let me just assure Chapman that nobody is watching the Oakland Athletics in September.

He will be eligible to return in Week 5

The Next Matt Stares

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

Too lazy to change his Facebook pic to the Spanish flag, I guess.

Ooh Chiles, things are gonna get queasier...

TODAY’S BEST DEALS

You’re completely correct, but it’s supposed to go like this, when you’re a Jet...

i’m just an avocado assault monitor.

“The kid that threw the avocados never played for me”

Fathers be good to your ballers

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Here is the post from back in 2009:

It was only temporary, he was going to inevitably get a fourth strikeout— WHICH MADE KKKK, AND THAT STOOD FOR KOLOSSAL KU KLUX KLAN THE SECRET UBER ORGANIZATION THAT WAS THE REAL POWER BEHIND THE THRONE

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

“Putin is a man who can bring peace to many in this world,” he added, describing the Russian leader as “a phenomenon; simply a phenomenon.”

When did Robert Forster and Alfred Molina have a baby?