22 new QBs! One of them has to hit.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Edgar Allan Poo...

Your life is so rich and full you had to comment on a sports blog about a random Wisconsin dude’s obituary. Congratulations on all the sex.

Norm’s last appearance on Letterman’s show was a classic routine, especially when he talks about which nation in the world really worries him. And his episode of comedians in cars getting coffee is one of the best ones.

In one version of the game, you even get a GUN

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

Nothing says George Michael like a slow, depressing song and no movement.

Dime Bags Two For One

Somewhere Rob Deer is pondering why the Brewers let him walk. Just kidding, Rob Deer never knew what a walk was.

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Oxymoron of the day: “Eagles Fan Code of Conduct”

The resemblance is uncanny in more ways than one.

Gilbert Gottfried...especially “SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“moderators”

I can Fed Ex them to you.