Naming your children to be fodder for school yard bullies should count as child abuse. Then again, given the state of the US education system and the resulting widespread illiteracy, perhaps abcde is as far as the parents manage to get while learning the alphabet.

Gives her child a stupid-ass name.

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

This woman needs to have her child taken away from her for the child’s sake. 

I thoroughly enjoyed your comment. But I think there’s another (smaller) segment they are also targeting, people like myself. Off-soft-dirt-roading is a big part of my life, and where I live (Maui), an electric with some legitimate off-road chops that I can easily clean the inside of is very compelling. Hopefully by…

Is that how they plan on cheating on emissions?

Can this be COTD?

“A Toyota freaking Supra”

And yet, we live surrounded by F-150s and SUVs, as far as the eye can see.

“A Buick station wagon”

In 2019, you can buy, new:

That’s bull. That lawyer is dumb. Presenting a car as one trim level when it is another is illegal. It’s a material fact and is grounds for voiding a contract. That is the only thing I learned in my business ethics/legal class.

“BUY HERE PAY HERE ASAP NO CREDIT BAD CREDIT”

Just ask the dealer, I found a picture of him:

I’m pretty sure “Meh, close enough” was the theme for the whole car.

Battery-Charger.

They were cagey, but promised “minimal power loss” due to extreme cold and it would need a few days of sitting in sub 30s temps to lose its charge. Rivian torture-tested the heck out of the battery pack, but physics is still a thing I’m afraid.

Erin - Did Rivian say anything about cold weather and battery performance?

“GM saved over $500 million from the tax cuts”