Brake and tire dust are calculated in emissions. There is no such thing as a zero emissions vehicle.

It’s my experience that every person who drops the “you must be fun at parties line” is in fact the person who is an insufferable drag on any actual party because they can’t tell different social contexts and situations apart.

I’m assuming you’re trying to be sarcastic. I’m going to take you literally.

Once there was this guy who

It is a high smug producing vehicle. 

I’m surprised the EPA gave a pass on Tesla’s “Zero Emissions” temporary license plate.

None of these crash test dummies are sitting like you are supposed to be in a Tesla.

I would say Matchboxes plus the things you mentioned. My Dad also had a few cool cars when I was growing up like a jacked up ‘62 tube axle Ford Falcon 2 door wagon with a 289, 4 speed and practically open headers, a ‘65 Chevy Impala convertible and a custom ‘63 Ford Econoline van with sidepipes and mag wheels.

Same, but Wheeljack was way cooler than Jazz.

This is the correct take.

I like this idea more.

Or he could keep the capital J and insert an exclamation point after Hey.

Why’s your Just capitalized? Also I think you need a coma after hey.

Or, a bigger story related to drivers who feel funny things on their car and don’t pull over to check them out.

An African gas tank, or European gas tank?

There are very fast people out there, and I hate it when someone gets right behind me, or blocks for no reason. I end up driving badly... I don't want to be that guy. No one should be at a track day.

Why did I hand the position back? It’s a track day, not a race. I have to lift and the other guy didn’t, I don’t want to ruin his lap and fun. I felt bad when I cut someone off into turn five only to lift a little later and gave him a point by too. I’m just having fun, not out there to ruin anyone else’s.

Hey everyone! I’m the lucky driver being overtaken by the S2K! I got one of the first cars from McLaren and didn’t waste time putting some miles on it. Before I had to leave the US I put 1600 miles on the car road tripping it from Monterey to LA and back and to SF and back to Monterey. Then I did the double track day…

If only the term “autopilot” wasn’t irresponsibly overloaded.

The entire pretext of AV’s is that we can use technology to design around the laziness and stupidity of people. But personally I think we are vastly underestimating just how dumb people can be.