Yep. Last time I made a specialist appointment the first available appointment was seven weeks out. I was excited because I had expected I’d have to wait a lot longer than that. 

I have to assert myself every time I make a doctor’s appointment because I’m sick of long-ass wait times for services I’m being charged crazy amounts for. 

You can visit whoever the heck you want as long as you don’t shout at me about it.

People rip on cable yet voluntarily spend their time watching this shit.

While on the topic of apostrophes, may we have an addendum that addresses the increasing misuse of “would/should/could of” in place of “would/should/could’ve?”

Protecting family isn’t hard to understand, it’s her son and people don’t like to believe people they love can do horrible things. Unless he gets charged with a crime, she will continue to stand by him.  Protecting family is the most normal thing the royal family does. 

Threatening to sue at the first sign of criticism is truly the sign of a great artist.

Lots of love and great medical care.  She was given a chance that a lot of cats aren’t lucky to receive. 

This is another one of those times where the seemingly-required snark of Jezebel just becomes confusing and off-putting.

The headline...

Would it have killed them to go with “RIP Lil Bub”?

This. If you’re not entering your SS# and answering questions about your criminal history when registering for an app, then nobody else is either.

Does this surprise any real people who actually use free apps like Tinder?

The people who fall for it are the ones that think they’re going to strike it rich by selling essential oils/weight loss shit/ugly leggings/makeup/jewelry to their friends on Facebook.

Hey Caitlin, I appreciate the way you wrote up the Melissa Benoist blurb. Seems like a lot of the internet is focused on identifying her partner at that time (which I gather is pretty obvious), but I can’t help but think that she didn’t name him because that’s not the takeaway she wanted for us.  Thanks for staying on…

You best me to it!

If not worrying about stupid shit like “last year’s coat” in normcore, the sign me the hell up.

if i put this outside.  Id have a better chance of giving a fox, or a coyote a nice warm home then a cat. 

if i put this outside.  Id have a better chance of giving a fox, or a coyote a nice warm home then a cat. 

I hear this Internet thing is going to fizzle soon. ;)