iwontmakethewinecoldforyou
iwontmakethewinecoldforyou
iwontmakethewinecoldforyou

It’s not just Spotify that does this, but it’s another thing that pisses me off. Charging to use an app, then expecting customers to give one another free tech support. 

And when Apple doesn’t work, they at least don’t blame your perfectly functional wifi. Like Spotify. Every fucking time.

I dropped Spotify for another streaming service last year. It doesn’t work any better than Spotify but I’m sticking with it because it at least doesn’t blame my perfectly functional wifi every time the app hiccups and won’t play music.

They are size inclusive... .

If you’re small band, large cup, you really gotta go online for bras. It’s a drag to buy 5 bras knowing you’re likely gonna return 3-4, but at least you actually have some options.

I don’t remember who, but some jackass once called it “the Superbowl for women.” I hope that clown is crying into his/her White Claw right now. (Because someone that lame totally drinks White Claw.)

I bought a lot of stuff from them over a ten year span. Then they discontinued literally everything I used to buy from them and replaced it with lame shit I don’t want.

I’m straight sized and gave up shopping there a few years ago.

Everybody is judged for everything. Because judging other people’s shit is always easier and more fun than dealing with your own.

They sell really good pre-made pie shells these days. ;)

I make my own coffee.

Is everything important?

My stepfather spent the last ten years of his life battling lymphoma. My mother spent those ten years on the phone with medical offices getting bills corrected.

It’s not like Martha Stewart’s gonna rip the beer from our hands and drag us to housekeeping prison.

It takes me at least three tries to even get it on the bed (it’s like trying to put in a USB drive.) I don’t stress folding them - life’s too short.

I was to comment YMMV as I seem to need more rest than most. But then it occurred to me that I might not need more, I’m just the one who makes sure I get it. (Because I know from experience what happens when I don’t.)

My brother walked in while I was watching an ep circa 1985 and said of Fallon “Yeah, she’s from Denver like I’m from Brooklyn.” (We’re from northern California.)

Recently told a Gen Z student that I remember her name (an issue for me) because she looks like a young Joan Collins. Her response: “I don’t know who that is.”

I’m an academic librarian and actually have a little chat with every student in my research class about how these databases aren’t free. “You paid for them when you paid your tuition bill. Research it up, Jack! (And Jacqueline.)“

YES, for some things, we WILL have to wait a bit longer, and face more restrictions.