5. The AV Club will spend a lot of time covering things it claims we'd all be better off ignoring.

Hospitals are clearly the problem. We need to either minimize the amount of doors or shut them down entirely.

“Miserable and lonely”

“Amber Heard Verdict Sends A Message To Black Women Everywhere”

I mean, “don’t lie about domestic violence” is a pretty good lesson to learn, yeah. 

This seems like an odd take Candace...

The emails with the ACLU are what killed that argument, rightly or wrongly. When you have a conversation that effectively said “This is about Johnny Depp, but my NDA means I can’t name him” and those lawyers give you tips on how to write it so it’s clearly him, but not him, you hurt your argument even if she is in the…

I’m guessing it has something to do with parkour.  

Welcome to The Vortex.

Jesus Christ, are you completely incapable of having a conversation?

Reva didn’t come down the tunnel. She went another way. Not hard to figure out where the tunnel was going and Reva can move fast. The tunnel also might have been a longer path in order to keep it hidden.

“Oh wait that’s right, we all know that he raped her with a bottle and all sorts of other unseemly shit,”

She in fact has contradicted her own testimonies in the UK case, which means she probably committed perjury there too.

We all know that?

Planters Salted Peanuts and MTN DEW.

Her defense didn’t have a great case. Hard to defend a defamation case when your client can’t stop perjuring herself on the stand. 

Quite a lot of the timeframes in ANH that were hinted at just don’t make sense with the prequels. They more hint at the Empire being around for about 40+ years rather than about 20ish.

You frankly have to just ignore it.

I am a lifelong Star Wars fan, but I have never been able to get over how linguistically awkward the phrase “When I left you I was but a learner.” is. Sometimes I really think George Lucas has never conversed with actual humans. Like...the word “student” exists. “Learner” is clumsy as shit. 

That sales tax lure only works for in-state AZ transactions. Or, to put it another way, if I were to actually want to register that GTI in MA where we live, the MA RMV would enforce me paying the MA sales tax on the vehicle - 6%.
So....yeah.....ND.

5 minutes to charge from 0 to 500 miles of range is insane and will not happen without, like, new physics, or directly tapping 12 kV transmission lines.