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The new Explorers some how look older than the face-lifted 5th generation.

It baffles me. I’m very pro minivan. The majority of folks I see that scoff the minivan use the excuse that they don’t want to be seen in one as it cements their status as a boring mom or dad.

Smart Summon really needs a Morgan Freeman voiceover like “Now Miss Daisy, you know you ain’t allowed to drive no more, even if it is just down to the Piggly Wiggly.”

So you’re saying he’s got horses in the back? 

When your old truck needs more horse power, throw one in the bed.

“Most Texas Driver Ever Transports A Horse In Bed Of Old Chevy Pickup Truck”

Lately?

It’s true, the Frontier is a much better looking truck.

Tailgate looks good, the rest is typical, overwrought GM truck “styling.”

I’ve heard and watched the same conversations and results from the “war on coal” here in the Appalachians. When you take a largely uneducated (at least at the college-level) workforce, give them a set of very specific skills, amazing benefits for those skills, and then, a few years short of their early retirement,

accusations of financial misconduct has become an orgy of distrust and finger-pointing.

And we can crown it the “Stank Tank”.

The Free World would defeat China the same way they defeated the Soviet Union: with Levi jeans and rock and roll.

“Rotting, you say?”

It’sa $15k pickup, because the profits are wafer thin

I'm glad they were kind enough to invert the video for us viewers in the northern hemisphere.

Yes, it would literally kill me to watch it. It would kill the part of me that’s sickened by blog sites using video when text is so much more efficient and accessible. It’s always disappointing to click on a Jalopnik link hoping to learn some information, only to be stymied by another article that’s just a video that

The nearest big casino to me is giving out a free one of these as a promotion one day in mid-october. I fully plan to spend an entire beautiful Midwestern fall Saturday (the day before my birthday, mind you!) in a dumpy Native-American casino trying to win one of these.