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iwontlosemykeythistime

eh, I guess it’s probably not a bad price, especially considering the low miles.. I just don’t want it.

Might as well go full JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

It’s a curse. 

The grass is surprisingly well kept at that junkyard.

That’s Father of the Year stuff right there... teach them about real world expectations from the start.

For paying an extra $5 of allowance money, I let my kids choose their seats in the van (third row only, 28" seat pitch). And if they got a good progress report, I’ll even let them bring an extra carryon bag with guaranteed space (on the roof rack, that is).

I keep getting the same result no matter how I configure it.

Fine, I wasn’t going to talk to you anyway. 

heres mine!

The new Defender looks like a concept car from the late 90's/early 00's. Whether that’s good or bad, I’ll leave that up to you.

Define awesome

To me, the jelly-beaning of the Defender is disappointing. Its boxy, sharp-cornered form factor was a big part of its character.

...there’s no denying that the aluminum-bodied 2020 Land Rover Defender looks cool.

You could have told me this was a 2003 model Defender and I’d 100% believe you.

I had a car like that in high school. It didn’t start its life out all multicolored, though...

Chyrsler Crossfire confirmed :D

If they named THAT the Chrysler Sebring, I’d stop mocking them so badly.

You’re either reading *waaaaaaay* too much between the lines or you’re responding to the wrong comment.

The only shuddering plants in Ohio are the ash trees when they see the emerald ash borers headed their way.