this gen of ram looks worse than the last one but chevy’s new trucks look like supermutants from the fallout universe

Generally yes but I don’t think this one looks all that good. It doesn’t look stupid like the giant Chevy front end but there’s too much chrome plastic and weird shapes going on. 

Of course it is cheaper than the Silverado, look at how much less grill you get on the Ram.

“I think they will sell a ton of these”

I don't know how it is done in real life, but in Need For Speed, they call for back up ... 

Two things:

I did this once, and 18 months later, boom! Dead battery. Never again.

huh.

On that boat? Sonar.

Dale Jr’s?

Cruise control distance sensor. Radar, I believe it was called then...

In contrast to other articles of this sort that have lead to heated discussions, it seems that the cars are well taken care of, largely covered, and in good shape. Not to mention this is in a rural area, not a residential neighborhood.

Find me a 62-63 T-Bird in that lot or a Continential 4-door drop top (any year) and I’m there.

One of my favorite automotive urban legends is that infinite scroll on Jalopnik won’t result in comments on the wrong posts.

Nope.  They are Hellcat Wideboy replica wheels in satin black, with some white vinyl overlays on the spokes.

Those are the type of cars that end up on episodes of COPS getting pulled over for missing plates and eau de methamphetamine.

“Alright, gonna grab that nice shiny BMW over there...”

I’ll roll the dice on this one

Scrawl your message onto the piston of a non-fuctioning 30 year old Jeep then list that Jeep on craigslist as “free to a good home.” Dave Tracy will come a running and will find your message...Guaranteed.

It’s whatever makes GMG more money.