A guy in my major in college offered me a ride home one evening after a late night in studio. It was about 3 or 4 in the morning when he dropped me off at my apartment. The problem was that in the short drive from our class studio to my apartment, I forgot that I had climbed into a lifted F150. This truck had an…

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

It’ll run out of fuel before the first 50 miles is over.

After my mom got her vans, my grandparents (on both sides) ended up in Chrysler/Dodge vans.

My grandma (mom’s side of family) bought a 2004 Chrysler Town and Country, and as with everything she bought, it was top of the line. It had just about every option, except Stow’n Go, which I don’t think was available yet. I…

My mom has had a 92 Plymouth Voyager, a 97 Dodge Caravan Sport, a 2007 Chrysler Town and County, and now a 2017 Chrysler Pacifica. Once you get used to a van, it’s hard to go back to something else.

This beauty - a 1997 Dodge Caravan Sport. It shuttled me around from kindergarten through high school. After I turned 16, she became mine. Occasionally, after I got it, the engine wouldn’t turn over, but the electronics would come on. After some internet digging, we discovered that this problem could be solved simply…

Holy shit, that is an incredibly accurate description.

Nope, it’s stupid cheap, at least for a JK.

Can you get a JL Unlimited for 35k, particularly Sahara? They’re pretty up there in price.

1. I didn’t know these ever existed.

I had to put down my pitchfork, admittedly.

Sometimes I wonder if TAS is a show about cars or girls?

First Gear: *looks out window at Jeep Wrangler*.

Shit Yeah!

motherfjorders

Here you go, David. These are more your style.

Later in my grandpa’s life, if you were picking him up to take him somewhere and you didn’t bring a vehicle with heated seats, he was personally offended - no matter the time of year. He probably would have fought to keep his license if he had ever had a car with a heated steering wheel.

The first vehicle my family had…

I rode in one once. It had incredibly comfortable seats.

I was 27 at the time, which is not a great age to drive an old minivan.