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Exactly. I’m a progressive in SW Florida. We work really fucking hard to push back against the tidal wave of bullshit we encounter all the time. I wish people wouldn’t malign red states... we need support from Blue state progressives, not vilification!

All it takes is one heavy handed CBP dick to sour a vacation. We’re going to lose billions in tourism dollars. They don’t need to vacation in the US anymore.

That’s just knee jerk reactionary. And lazy. How are we going to fight this pox on our country with such simple responses? The Girl Guides aren’t pointing out Florida’s idiocy, the South’s idiocy, but all 50 states bat shit craziness who elected this asshole president. Get it together and post something meaningful

My rescue came from breeders/trainers with a really good rep with the adoption organisation. They still had her mum and had 3 greyhounds that slept in the bedroom with them (they started out with 2 but wound up taking back another one). Mine loved to go back and visit, and when I had to spend the weekend away

I honestly wonder what the long term impact on Trump branded properties will be. Are there enough people trying to make roundabout bribes to keep the locations in business? Enough to outweigh the other people who want nothing to do with the Trump name? I know the answer to the first one, but am hoping the second one

My business has absolutely no need for such a level of security. But I can see us getting burner phones and stripped laptops for international travel.

So if you can’t protect your rich friends from breaking the law, just make sure there’s no one that’s going to enforce it?

Love the Mediterranean sight hound breeds.

Hey, just reaching out to say i’ve been there and it’s scary and awful. And each day it gets a little better, or at least you figure out something new or take one more step. 9 years after my divorce from a guy who literally gave zero fucks when I told him I had cancer, and called me a whore in front of my children

Internet stranger: I can’t promise you everything will be okay, but I can tell you I’m cheering for you and I wish you all the happiness in the world.

Combo ovarian/breast cancer took my amazing grandma from me way too early. It can have a fuck you from me too.

Ah, miles. That sucks. My partner has her 18 month checkup this Thursday, and we’re both pretending we’re not rigid with fear. One of those watershed moments, 18 months. You’d think it gets easier the longer it’s in your rearview, but we both admit this remission thing is harder than the damned surgery and chemo,

How fortunate are future generations that will experience a world without cancer, MS, ALS and the rest of nature’s freakshow cabinet. Scientists who dedicate their lives to find cures for these afflictions are the heroes of our era. They deserve our support and respect, now more than ever, given the current political

I know someone whose nine-year-old daughter is dying a slow, agonizing death from DIPG, which is truly the worst (a childhood brain cancer that has a 0% survival rate but gets little funding because it’s rare — only about 200 new cases per year). She was diagnosed at seven. As the illness progresses, you lose all your

I’m sorry for making assumptions. I hope you find a support system. One thing I found was that friends I hadn’t even spoken to in years responded when I reached out with no hesitation. It was kind of mortifying really. You may have friends waiting to help that you can’t even see right now. And at least your kids won’t

I don’t want any legacy people to run for president in 2020 so Cuomo can suck my ass. We need new blood because he’s just as corrupt as Rahm is here in Chicago.

Absolutely fuck cancer. It is horrible watching someone you love go through it. Cancer has no conscience and fucking degrades the person with it and leaves horrible memories behind....

I am in remission from ovarian cancer. I don’t know why I get remission and she doesn’t. It is terrifying. I’m so sorry for her family’s loss and the loss to the community. May she RIP.

I find it fascinating that in 35 years of Donald Trump fucking over hundreds of small and medium sized businesses in New York, no one ever thought it prudent to forensically examine his “empire” - which is little more than a house of cards. He’s to the construction business what Bernie Madoff was to the brokerage

We have a Chihuahua/Jack Russell mix, Princess Sparkles, who came to us as a knocked up shelter dog. She is as unattractive as you can imagine (“so ugly she’s cute!”) but her personality and energy make her a lovable goon.