Well, at least as far as intrusive shit goes, it is slightly better than my sister-in-law’s “Lol, adopting? Why would you waste your time raising a child who will definitely grow up to be a criminal or a prostitute? They all turn out exactly like their bio parents!”

I am not proud, but i did say ‘ we just have buttsex, could that be why we have no babies? ’ on someone once

If you look at the troll’s profile, she retweeted a Kellyanne parody account as if it was real!! Stunning.

What to say to uncle? How about, “I’m terribly sorry. You must have confused yourself with someone whose business that is.” Or, “What an extremely personal remark! Why on earth would you say such a thing?”

Okay, you just made me choke on my coffee.

Also, is sex “work”?

I’m so sorry if you’ve had to endure that. I guess I lucked out, my mother taught me from a young age never to inquire about whether or not someone was pregnant, wanted to become pregnant, or any other aspect of a person’s private life. Her policy: “If someone doesn’t offer you that information, then they don’t want…

With nosy rude uncles, I prefer “If you ask me that again I will hit you.”

Thank you. Some people mean well, others don’t, it’s just annoying to be put in a position where I have to decide between lying, politely telling someone to can it, or divulging my entire life-story.

Right? I have a feeling the word “obey” was in her marriage vows.

I truly, truly hate women who do this. They do not look at their husbands like that at home behind closed doors. It’s a stupid con game that their idiot cohorts fall for every time. My parents have been married for over 50 years, so this is not cynicism.... I know what real love looks like and that look of agape,…

I’m in the same boat, endo and all. An Aflac saleslady came to work and met with us individually to sell additional insurance. I declined and got up to leave when she blurted out that ‘it covers maternity leave!’ If looks could kill...

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

She looks like the woman who got fired for tweeting racist stuff about Michelle Obama.
What’s with all the bitches taking car selfies?

(And who uses two hands to fucking take one? Loser.)

Chrissy handled her perfectly. I applaud her.

The Klimts I can’t fault him for. I wasn’t partial to Klimt until I saw a few of them in person in Vienna and now I am all about Klimt.

Yeah the gas station story is odd as well. Pratt seems very gullible and like a prime candidate for Scientology.

I’m still deeply concerned, but these are valid points.

EAT THE FOOD, ROBBIE.

70K and all you have to do is stuff like that???? That is over 2 x the median income in the states just to make sure someone has dinner and a massage? And people are acting like its the worst thing ever... smh