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Fucking Devin. He and I are from the same area, we know a lot of the same people (but have never met, and Cuthulu willing, never will) and that son of a dick has got a rusted hunk of rebar shoved up his ass. He embarassed my BFF in front of her boss and their clients (she’s just a low level event organizer) because

He’s my representative and I can tell you he’s terrible. I accept that he doesn’t share my personal beliefs but he constantly pretends he’s “small town man standing up to the institution” but he’s be silent on the Trump wall (despite that fact that it would impact his state). Silent on the idea of mass deportations

I may actually take up pot.

getting in is remarkably easy. It’s the whole ‘staying past your visa’ thing that gets tricky. Best hurry, though. Vancouver and Toronto are already getting on par w/ NYC as to affordability, or lack thereof.

Trump blowing kisses at Comey didn’t help either.

Breitbart youth and Fox News loyalists are running all facets of government. I’m going to hotbox my car until I pass out.

Isn’t Shia also Jewish? In which case, extra points to him.

Are you implying that grown ups don’t smoke weed?

If hate speech was illegal, Nazis wouldn’t speak publicly, you dumb skank.

I am a supporter of nonviolent resistance, with a very few exceptions.

Hey now, I know plenty of responsible grown-ups who smoke weed!

Douse them in bleach and store them in a vacuum sealed bag for the next several weeks.

If there are any old Punks in the thread, I’m sure y’all can relate.

Shia Lebouf: Nazi Puncher, the surprise reality show hit of 2017?

Yep. For the first time in my life, #I’mWithHimAndByHimIMeanShiaLaBeoufWhichIsWeirdButFuckNazis.

It took Trump and a literal Nazi’s to make me like Leboof. Maybe Beebs will punch an apocalyptic meteor.

ARe we also gonna get a remix version(s) of Shia punching the Nazi?

This is the first, and I’m guessing last, time I have ever said to myself, “Good for you, Shia Labeouf!”