Every adult male that I have known who has gone by the name “Billy” has proven to be a moron.

Pig-eyed.

Keebler. Go back to your tree and fetch me some Fudge Stripes.

Friendly Reminder that the Bush family were Nazi sympathizers.

How would you describe Billy Bush?

“How would you describe Billy Bush?”

How would you describe Billy Bush?

You may be sporting a wedding ring buddy, but I have no doubt that in the past few months you have been sleeping on the couch.

No no, Angie removes her earrings and goes after Maury

<Cut to Brad doing a wacky, spastic dance while the crowd goes wild and Angie storms backstage in tears>

😱 what a terrible accusation. You can’t just go after a mans character like that. He’s probably only murder or something.