The incentive for teams moving up the football ladder is the massive monies available to teams in the top-tier leagues like the EPL. It makes sense for a Leeds or Norwich to put all their energies into getting into the EPL because the money is infinitely better there than in the Championship. I’m a Norwich fan, I get…

Just wait until the USWNT’s schedule starts to matter. All of their articles will consist of Haisly virtually blowing the French and German women’s team.

Hey Billy,

Seriously, can’t Deadspin find one soccer writer who doesn’t write like he’s one whiskey away from ending it all to spite the bartender?

This is tournament play in an exhibition tournament. I don’t know what else to tell you. Recently, Italy needed a 90+2 goal to beat Macedonia in a World Cup qualifier, not a meaningless regional tournament.

Did Deadspin finally kick Haisley to the curb on soccer coverage? Hallelujah!

Does Gizmodo get paid for sales of the worst Amazon Prime deals promoted here?

I mean, yeah, I see what you’re saying. But holy cow, I can’t believe the former Gawker Media Group is being critical of SBN for editorial issues. After all, how’d that “professionalized editing process” work out for you guys when you outed that Conde Nast executive for no apparent reason a while back? I seem to…

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

+1. I thought it was insane how the internet tried to stalk an anonymous, fictional adult. Like it was an attack by some deranged individual named “Becky” and not two consenting adults (multiple people in all likely hood) doing what they do when people aren’t happy or have issues. That whole star-fucker thing

How is it neither fair or legitimate?

Honestly, that sounds no different than Wall Street.

the journalist KNEW that the claims were false

Can’t figure out how these pool and inflatable water toy companies can keep getting away with these BS photoshopped images. Everything in marketing materials for these type of products are so heavily edited you have no clue what you are really buying. Check out a screen shot from the video and compare:

Can’t figure out how these pool and inflatable water toy companies can keep getting away with these BS photoshopped…

Oh, for fuck’s sake. It’s 84 and sunny today in Minneapolis, and we actually have more than 11,000 lakes. Get a new shtick.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read on the Internet today, and I’ve been on the Deadspin comments section. 

The similarity is that Deadspin, just like Wendy’s, United, etc. is a brand. And just like any other brand, it depends on “social engagement” (people advertising their shit for free). And it’s not just that Deadspin puts out 100% quality stuff that people can share. Like everyone else, Deadspin creates clickbait,…

This is a shockingly bad article. Color me unsurprised that 90% of Billy’s other articles are about soccer. ‘Merica

You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that…