A very, very small percentage of prospects go on to have 10 year careers. And doing so would be considered a lot better than mildly successful.

This could be said of basically any profession, right?

Hi, I’m a white person who doesn’t know who two of the biggest black entertainers in America are. Please be sure to include a bio with every mention of a minority entertainer.

You’re not old, you’re white.

You have no idea what marketing departments do. You couldn’t have a functioning company without someone doing marketing.

Let’s hire someone to write articles about politics when they clearly lack a basic understanding of how the process works. Bullshit like this is Republican’s best hope for 2018 and 2020. Disinformation tearing down our own side. Fuck off.

Then why is EMILY’s List supporting scores of Sanders supporters? Dumbass.

The PAC was formed to fight for abortion rights. Supporting the strongest candidate is perfectly inline with that. And in 2018, the strongest candidate is usually the one that can raise the most money on their own. It’s not complicated, yet you’ve still managed to fuck it up.

So you would vote against every incumbent Dem? You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about.

Why would you get a Juul if you had stopped smoking?

You sound a lot like my parents. We don’t talk any more and haven’t had any real relationship for over a decade.

Qualified for what? The flag bearer doesn’t automatically go to the person with the most medals. If you want to go by “most qualified” than Shaun White is the one who got screwed.

Congratulations?

No one is asking anyone to throw a parade for him or call him brave. But keep on tilting a windmills. Your outrage is truly righteous.

Are you fucking stupid?

Don’t you know? Cheating is sexual assault.

You do know you can learn things outside of high school right? It’s something that adults do.

What exactly do you find difficult to understand? Present value, capital gains and dividends are some of the most basic financial terms any literate adult should be aware of.

What’s it like being an adult who is proud to be ignorant of some of the most basic actions of our economy?

Bitcoin is probably not a great starter investment, but this explanation why is terrible and lacks a basic understanding of why Bitcoin may actually be a good investment. As a general rule, if you’re relying on a Gawker blog for investment advice, just throw all your money into a Vanguard fund.