I haven’t written anything even remotely racist, but I invite you to quote me. I’ll wait, princess.

If someone is that bitter about white women, isn’t it natural to assume that she’s holding a grudge for a reason?

You are hurt!!!!!

No one other than white gay men still use “basic bitch.”

Be careful not to body shame. That’s frowned upon on Jezebel.

I was just thinking that. Kid’s starting to look like one of the more realistic-looking animatronics in Disney World’s “Hall Of Presidents.”

Like her? I can’t stand the untalented bitch. But the fact is, while you can post an unflattering photo of her (I invite you to post the best photo of yourself, BTW. I’ll wait), this is a woman that I would like to fuck:

Fuck this “You can call me names, but I can’t call you names” bullshit. Name-calling based on race leads to more name-calling based on race. That’s human nature.

I’m cool with “white girl” myself. Totes that load just as fine.

I’m actually kind of interested in the origins of “Becky.” I assume it’s from Baby Got Back? Language is crazy. But really interesting.

Ugh fuck off, bitch.

What is the fascination that white women have with GIFs of black women yelling and using poor English? I know you think it’s funny, but I think your joy comes with more than a hint of condescension. Seriously, the whiter a feminist website is, the more they love “side eye.”

This article was written by a Becky. And Gawker Media is 79% white. If you truly want Beckies to shut up, this website will cease to exist.

Women on Jezebel sure love calling other women bitches.

She’s still better looking than you, and 90% of the other women who hate her. Which, in America, is all that really matters.

Don’t be fucking coy. When you say “Becky” you mean “white bitch”.

Slur? A name?

It’s not even a fucking individual. And OOOH, that’s what smarts...that folks just realized that we have a reference to the current iteration of mediocre but idealized, errant but excused, default standard basic white girl.

I’m curious, what’s wrong with that photo? It’s a black kid and a white kid who appear to be friends and they’re posing in the same way. Why is the white kid worthy of mockery, in your opinion? Did black people invent knit caps and shirtlessness? Should black people and white people always stay in their own lanes when…

Lissen up white folks