You’re right, exposure to exotic animals should only be for the children of the wealthy who can afford to take trips to Africa. Can’t afford that? Sorry, kids, you’ll have to look at pictures of them in books!

A beating is a beating. Fuck the “historical context” if I’m getting my ass kicked.

I love him so much.

I was bullied for being friendly with some of the black kids in school - not even for being tight, but just for joking around and stuff.

Anyway, we were reading this book on China and at the end, the boy in the book says, “That’s what I like best about living in China. What do you like best about living in your country?” So I ask my student and he says, “Having a President that looks like me. I hope he never leaves.”

Next Gizmodo post: The Constitution was written by a bunch of slave owners and should be thrown away.

It means that people should know the history and culture surrounding Kipling and The Jungle Book, simple as that.

Good. I was being sarcastic.

And the hypocrite works for a company that is 79% white.

And where are all the Latino winners? They’re 17% of the population. Have any Asians been represented on Idol other than William fucking Hung?

No you’re not. She’s incredibly obese and her dyed hair looks like a fright wig. No one is jealous of anything about her— other than her singing ability, that is. She also hates gay people. You wouldn’t have kissed her ass so much yesterday if you knew that last part.

I’m 36 and white and I would have voted for her too.

That a shitty white guy is always going to win because there are still more white grandma types voting overall.

I love her.

Is she giving that “side eye” that white feminists love so much? (But only ever mention when a black woman is doing it.)

But do you still feel that way now that you know she doesn’t like gays? Does she still get your she’s-black-and-fat-so-Jezebel-loves-her vote?

Are you white? Because white people are supposed to shut up and listen to the voices of POC, and help to amplify them. You are tone-policing when you tell this black woman to shut up.

Why are gay slurs flying freely in your classroom???? Once, I could understand, but it should not be routine. You have gay students, and some of them might be suicidal. Do something. Your blasé attitude is absolutely disgusting.

Are you going to say there aren’t differences? Monogamy is at least expected in most heterosexual relationships, but that very often isn’t the case with gay couples.

What about the Muslim refugees that you progressive assholes breathlessly defend on here? Do you think they’re big fans of gay people? Yet you can’t enough of them.