*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”
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This’ll never happen, but I’d love it if Tiffany got one. Sure it’s easy to write off that entire family, but it’s a deeper wound to invite the one daughter Trump doesn’t care for. That’d really get the temper tantrum going.
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A diamond says you sold yourself. Good for you! The rest of us are rolling our eyes at WHY the fuck you want to advertise this fact.
Maybe he decided he didn’t want to be with her. It was the ultimate ghosting.
It seems about as well thought out as My Father The Hero being directed by Woody Allen.
https://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0CFO0UMWY?tag=splinteramzn-20&ascsubtag=2db0c96b521f0480f5dd9f9cc34ff8e8a2de24a0&rawdata=[r%7Chttps%3A%2F%2Fsplinternews.com%2F[b%7Csplinter[p%7C1819132598[au%7C5876237249236177261
Every time I read this Amazon review I wind up shaking with laughter. Every. time.
Poor Tiffany.
We should put that on some signs, eh?
I distinctly recall racist assholes saying in 2008 that the Obamas would ruin the office with “baby mama drama” because black men always come with baby mama drama in their heads. Oh yeah and that Michelle would be an angry ghetto woman who would air domestic mess in public. Lmfao! Well look who did bring the baby mama…
Hey, Knuckles Deep here. You all (and Jane) have really said things that mean a lot to me, I appreciate it. Shortly before the publication of this letter, he dumped me “I can’t give what you need from me,” was the reason. I love Jane and her advice, but it is not within me to chill. I want what I want and I can’t…
Choos to Lose: The E! True Hollywood Story of the SATC Movie That Wasn’t.
I personally would not do this and if a friend invited me to a literal self wedding and reception with all the standard wedding industrial complex trimmings I would probably be judging them in my head a little bit (okay a lot).
No, you take out a hit on yourself because you know you’ll never leave yourself alone to build a new life with your new spouse.
Wonderful! Because I am not joking about the gravy boats. I have a gravy boat on the kitchen sink that I use to hold the sponge. I have a gravy boat that I use as a neti pot. One gravy boat is on the bureau holding the favorite makeup brushes. TOOT TOOT HERE COMES THE GRAVY BOAT!
It’s amazing how quickly I swing between being devastated that Roy Moore is the new Alabama senator and then being delighted that Trump is upset about Strange not winning. Gah, LAYERSSS OF EMOTION HERE.
Serious question: if you marry yourself and then meet someone later and want to marry him, then do you divorce yourself?
It seems silly to frame it as a marriage. You can throw yourself a party anytime. You can provide an open bar and ask for expensive gifts for your party anytime. You can buy an overpriced sparkly white dress anytime. Calling it a wedding kind of detracts from actual weddings and commitment ceremonies, and given…
But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character
It’s almost as if these event organizers have no idea what they’re doing and sincerely believe motivation and desire are all one needs in life to be successful.