I wish there was an age restriction or term limits or something that got these old fucks out of the government faster. We need fresh minds. We need diversity. We don’t need old white men getting older but still in complete and total control of a world that is changing far faster than they can possibly keep up with.

There is a part of me that wants to make a point by opening up a bakery that refuses to serve ANYONE who is in violation of ANY Biblical edict.

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

I ask for so many things like a fair salary and affordable healthcare and proper turn-signaling and I just keep getting things I never asked for.

Dude: “It’s in the Torah”

Good! That guy is an idiot. I say this as a Jewish American, the leeway that orthodox sects and Hasidim are given in secular situations is beyond ridiculous.

Unless you’re planning on bringing Matthew & Sybil back from the dead, hard pass.

I’ll always love the Wishin’ and Hopin’ song, and any scene with Rupert Everett. 

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

Pass. This doesn’t need to be a movie.

Laura Linney not being able to bang that hot dude was one of the most disappointing film scenes I’ve ever watched. If she doesn’t get some action I will be devastated.

Ellie: You’re double-posting with The Concourse on this one. So I’ll cross-post my thoughts from there: 

Does anybody remember the HILARIOUSLY awful horror movie based on the show, “My Super Psycho Sweet 16"? It had a decapitated girl roller skating into a sushi cake.

My year did Dirty Dancing as a school play in 1990. It was an all girls school and we were 12. Our teachers decided that Penny’s abortion was too controversial a plotline so she broke her leg instead.

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

I somehow read the headline as ‘husband sends letter to wife and daughter wishing they had been on board’ after it sunk.

He strikes me as the type of person who regularly wears pants that zip off into shorts, but never zips off the bottom part because it’s always just a little too brisk out.

i wish they had stopped after 1 season. there. i said it. come at me.